Saturday, June 7, 2008

Ahhh, Mexico. What a wonderful vacation. Yes, I managed to get away from my family and the job from hell for a few days for a a week in Cancun with Sharron...just a girls week away. FABULOUS! The resort was great (and extremely huge), included all the booze we could drink (and we did our share), weather was a bit iffy, but hey, we were still on vacation. Some of the highlights:

Interesting places: Tulum, Xel Ha, Playa del Carmen
Interesting people:
  • Some, no most women, should avoid cornrows at all costs....don't care if your on vacation or not, 'kay? And really, high heels with bikinis? What's the point?
  • Peter, the 26 year old 5th grade teacher who just seemed to wander around the resort because his friends were constantly ditching him. So drunk, he would actually weave when he walked and had no idea where his hotel room was (and it didn't matter what time of day this was, he was always weaving and bobbing). One of those 'Iloveyouman' drunks, everyone knew him and knew his life story because he was happy to sit and tell you until someone he knew finally retrieved him leading him back to his room.
  • The cab driver who taught us to swear in Mayan....and wow, was it a doozey! Too bad I can't remember how to say it.
Fun things we did:
  • Sharron's trip to the infirmary when she managed to fall and knock her noggin....wet marble is NOT your friend.
  • At at Senior Frog's, watching the other drunk patrons drink pina coladas out of tall plastic glasses that looked suspiciously like a very large penis with palm fronds (would that make it a penis colada instead) and do shots of Sex On The Beach which involved the waitress going through a series of things to each person while blowing a very annoying whistle which ended with her pinching their ta tas.

Yes, watching people on vacation is a blast. Making fun of them is even better. It's what Sharron and I do -- we love to rake people over the coals. Writing? Sure we did writing, but watching Peter the Wandering drunk weave his way around the resort was far more fun.

3 comments:

Cathy in AK said...

I didn't hear about the trip to the infirmary or Peter. All in all, it sounds like y'all had a good time. Damn you.

Yes, I'm even jealous about missing the old men in Speedos and women in heels and bikinis :)

Amy Jandrey said...

Next time, we'll plan ahead and you come too!!!

Angryromancegrrl said...

I totally forgot about those drinks! Wish we had pictures.....